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Chapter 261 Picking Up Girls...No No No

Chapter 261 Picking Up Girls. No No No

"Is there anything I can do, isn't it the same as it is now?" I sighed and shook my head, "You think that if there is a way, there is a way, and such an old-fashioned way of picking up girls is completely unsuitable for me, okay? !!"

"You still care so much about it, now there is an obvious way, do you understand the romance of a girl? Stupid man." Liang Sisi rolled her eyes at me.

"You come up with an old-fashioned way for me now, right now, right now."

Then Chen Yihao opened Baidu and searched for strategies on how to pick up girls, and turned the display screen to show me, stretched out his hand respectfully and made a "please" gesture, "You are enough..." I looked at it with contempt Chen Yihao.

"Isn't it just a romantic strategy for picking up girls? You'll know it after you click on Baidu." Chen Yihao turned back the display screen, "Look here, there is one here, and the other one is illuminated by warm light, and the ground is full of love candles. Make a heart shape, and then sit in one place and play the guitar and sing. You can play the violin and sing! Can’t you!!” Chen Yihao patted my shoulder excitedly.

I slowly turned my head and looked at Chen Yihao with mentally retarded eyes, "Pull the violin and sing...you play one for me to see!!"

"Or I'm playing the guitar next to you and you're singing there. Don't believe me, this is your home stadium. Why should I go in and eat dog food? You should play the violin and sing."

"I said you have a hole in your brain, play the violin and sing..."

"You can play the violin and sing there as the lead singer. We have formed a band, don't forget."

"That's the violin singing, not me playing the violin and singing." I continued to look at Chen Yihao with mentally retarded eyes.

"Why can't you be a little more innovative? Look, haven't you been innovative before?!" Chen Yihao patted the table, "Why can't you be a little innovative? Why can't you?! "

I'm afraid this guy doesn't know how loud the violin is playing. Am I screaming to sing? My saliva is touching the strings. It feels like singing with my life, but I still choose to look at it with mentally retarded eyes. Looking at Chen Yihao, this guy is simply too poisonous, I can't ignore this mentally retarded method, "You can refer to this, but forget about singing, I can't beat the violin if I tear my throat." After all, playing the violin Just concentrate on playing the violin, and don't open your mouth at all.

"Would you like to learn to play the guitar?"

"Why do you have an obsession with my singing? Didn't I say that my singing is ugly? Why don't you listen to me? Ah? Why don't you listen to me?!"

"What!" Li Ze exclaimed, "Linghu Yifei is going to sing, let me put on an earphone to plug my ears first."

"It's not that unpleasant, okay? It's not noise, okay?!" According to Chen Yihao's words, I think it's good, but if you want to borrow a classroom to light candles, you can't bring a lighter to school at all, but you can Use some electronic lighting or something, "Speaking of which, can the studio on the seventh floor..."

"Hey hey hey, look at what you're doing right now."

"Please put away your wretched smile." I looked at Chen Yihao contemptuously, "You guys said that on purpose, you guys..."

"I'm participating, I'm participating!" Liang Sisi lay on the table with her head sideways and looked at me.

"Li Ze and I will definitely help, and we can just call Xu Jing later." Chen Yihao smiled.

"Then we will prepare it when we are repairing late tonight. I will go home at noon to get the violin or something." I smiled, so I will send a message to Taohua during this time. It is better to go home and get the violin by myself. I had a good meal outside the school, and I was about to vomit the food in the dining hall. "I will probably come back before evening study. Chen Yihao, please help me borrow the key to the studio on the seventh floor."

The matter is so happily decided, first you have to ask for leave and get out of school...

Why did the class teacher agree so readily when he promised me to go out? He picked up the money by riding a little sheep to work today, right... Go back to the dormitory, carry a schoolbag and go!Why do I kind of want to turn out through the back door, so that I don't have to go out and go around the front door, it's such a happy decision!

However, what I never expected is that since the fence gate is locked, it is so cheating, but I only handed in part of the leave slip, and I will go to the guard to hand in the leave slip when I come back.

Alright, alright, since I can only jump out in this way, a few steps are a few steps less, and going out of the main entrance is completely impossible to make a big circle on the way, I took off a few times to measure the height, it seems that it is not very high and I can still do it with some strength Turned over, measured a short distance with the naked eye, the distance is probably about the same...

Jump twice on the spot, and after landing, immediately lean forward and sprint forward one tower step, one foot in the middle of the fence in front of the tower, immediately grab the top of the fence with your right hand, turn sideways with both arms, and push hard on the top of the fence with your left foot , the cat walking on the side was startled and ran away immediately, holding the backpack with his left hand and grabbing the fence with his right hand, he rolled over and landed perfectly, "Hey - if only this scene could be photographed handsomely. "How long has it been since this place was opened? There are weeds and wild cats wandering around... [Note: Of course you have to take a picture of this scene, and the cover is you]

Hey, go out from the back door and you will reach the main road, and then you can go to the opposite bus station and take a bus home after crossing a circular overpass, ah ha ha ha ha how can I be so clever, jumping out like this has not stained my white School uniform jacket.

"Master, I'm here."

"Damn it!!!" I took a few steps back in fright, and raised my head in horror to see Taohua, "Why are you here..." I remember I called back and said that I wanted to go back by myself, why did you appear in here? !

"Taohua knew that the young master would not come out from the front door, so Taohua waited at the back door." Taohua bowed slightly, and walked in front of me to lead the way, "There will be a car in front of this alley, so it will be faster to go back."

"Didn't I tell you that I would go back by myself?" I sighed, but I still followed obediently, it was better than squeezing the bus by myself and having to stand for more than an hour.

"The young master went home to pick up the violin. Originally, Taohua wanted to take it instead of the young master, but it is better for the young master to do it himself." Not far away, there was a black car parked there, and everyone passing by turned their heads. Take a look at this car, it's a bit too new, didn't I say that a broken car will come to pick me up.

(End of this chapter)